Grown Ups: Their Best Roles
Article by: Greg Roberts
On Friday, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schneider and David
Spade appear together in the highly marketed, Grown Ups. The film features
the characters played by these veteran actors being reunited for a 4th of
July holiday week-end after the passing of their basketball coach. Adam
Sandler is clearly the box office heavy weight of the five, but
Killerreviews.com takes a look at each actor and identifies the role (so
far) that is the highlight of their career.
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Adam Sandler - Bobby Boucher - Waterboy
Total Television and Film credits : 41 (based on imdb.com)
Our research concludes that Sandler is a ‘like him’ or ‘hate
him’ kind of guy. Those that do like him find it hard to pick a favorite out
of characters ranging from Zohan to Happy Gilmore. But a review of his
career work made the decision easy – Robert Bobby Boucher Jr., in 1998’s,
The Waterboy. As the simple team water boy, Boucher is discovered as a
tackling football sensation. Very few could make the line “My Mama says that
alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush”
funny, but Sandler somehow pulls it off and manages to get more than his
share of laughs along the way. Even if you fall into the ‘hate him’
category, The Waterboy is a watchable option if forced to sit through a
Sandler film. Sorry Opera Man, but The Waterboy gets our vote.

Chris Rock - Marty the Zebra -
Madagascar
Total Television and Film credits: 41
Best Role: Marty the Zebra - Madagascar
Believe it or not, Rock has been around since 1987 when he had a small
role as a valet in Beverley Hills Cop 2. In total, Rock has amassed over 40
television and film roles, but none of them stand out as a true breakout
role. Even with starring roles in films such as Down to Earth and Death at a
Funeral, Rock is hardly as funny or as memorable as he is in his stand up
comedy routines. His underperforming resume leaves us no choice but to
suggest that his best role to date is Marty the Zebra in the animated film
Madagascar (2005). With Ben Stiller and David Schwimmer also lending voices
to the Dreamworks animated powerhouse, Rock’s zebra doesn’t get the best
lines (“Excuse me, you’re biting my butt!”), but he does fit in well amongst
the ensemble and does just enough to make the audience long for the
psychotic penguins. Let’s hope that Rock eventually finds a role that puts
him on the acting map.

Kevin James - Doug Heffernan - The King
of Queens
Total Television and Film credits: 19
Kevin is still fairly new to the big screen party. Outside of Hitch and I
Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, his name usually conjures up thoughts of
Paul Blart. With an anemic selection for us to review, it was easy to favor
his role as oversized UPS employee Doug Heffernan in the long-running
television comedy. Flanked by Leah Remini, Jerry Stiller and Patton Oswalt,
James played the always eating, wise cracking Doug for 206 episodes. We have
never found anyone that claims to have been a fan of the show, but the CBS
series lasted for nine seasons so someone had to be watching. Paul Blart:
Mall Cop gave James the opportunity to carry a film – and he did, all the
way to a $150 million box office. Let’s hope that he can squeeze the comedy
sponge a few more times to make our pick more challenging in say, five
years.

Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow - DB Male
Gigolo
Total Television and Film credits: 55
A former Saturday Night Live player, Schneider has 55 credited roles to
his name – even if most are small cameo roles in Sandler vehicles. In many
of his performances, Schneider is barely recognizable. He has played Nazo,
the Italian Delivery Man (Mr. Deeds) to an Asian Minister in I Now Pronounce
You Chuck & Larry. But his role as Deuce Bigalow in both Male Gigolo and the
sequel European Gigolo remains his crowning achievement to date. With all
due respect to his funniest scene impersonating a dolphin doing tricks in
2001’s The Animal, it is Deuce that gave Schneider his best role to date.
The films are more funny skits thrown together to resemble a film, but we
will admit to laughing aloud as he goes on dates with women that have every
affliction from narcolepsy to turrets. The films were never meant to be
taken seriously and Schneider fit into the glove like OJ into his. Oh. Wait
a minute!

David Spade - David Finch – Just Shoot
Me
Total Television and Film credits: 44
Don’t remember Spade in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol? How about
his role as a hot dog vendor in Reality Bites or as Scott in The Facts of
Life? Us neither. Spade can thank his lucky Farley’s that he met a rotund
crazy comedian that he would lend his sarcastic wit to in Black Sheep and
Tommy Boy. When asked to carry a movie on his own, we get Joe Dirt. When
part of a strong supporting cast, we get Just Shoot Me. David: Stick to
ensembles. Spade played David Finch in the CBS comedy Just Shoot Me for 7
years totaling 149 episodes. Spade had a bit part – as did George Segal,
Laura San Giacomo and Wendie Malick. Finch would always be good for a good
quip or jab that would bite the audience in the funny bone and provide the
most memorable moments of any singular episode. Spade plays sarcastic and
sad better than any other on the list Just Shoot Me provided him the perfect
outlet for his small-dosage humor.
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